Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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