Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
This is the high leading the old right now
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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