Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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