I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
jump out the window naked night went bad
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