So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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