Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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