It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
