On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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