normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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