I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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