I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Even my vagina gasped.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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