I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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