'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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