when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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