I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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