Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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