U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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