Duck Duck Cougar?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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