I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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