Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Houston, we have a squirter
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
try to milk me bitch
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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