your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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