Buhtt sex?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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