Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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