I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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