Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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