so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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