we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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