Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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