You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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