Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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