Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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