But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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