your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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