We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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