this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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