What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I think my nap took me to another dimension
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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