I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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