I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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