he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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