I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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