...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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