My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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