did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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