STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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