I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Boobs are out for the taking
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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