yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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