I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
thus making me awesome and them whores
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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