You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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