People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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