fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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