Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
third nipple confirmed
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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