I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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