can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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